Monday, June 20, 2011

Top 5 Reasons The Washington Generals Might Not Have A Mascot

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Many people have wondered over the years why the Washington Generals don't have a mascot.

It's a logical question seeing as how the Harlem Globetrotters have a whole army of mascots. There is Globie, Globie Jr., Big G, Little G, Super G and Yo! What Up G? (It's possible I made that last one up).

Yet the Generals have yet to have a single mascot. While only the Washington Generals could tell you the true reason for this, I thought I would speculate on some reasons out favorite team has yet to have a mascot.

5.) What would it be? A goat would eat the basketball's and a midget basketball player would be politically incorrect.
4.) Big G would give it a wedgie.
3.) Some of the Washington Generals are allergic to foam.
2.) Red Klotz had a traumatic experience with the San Diego Chicken... he doesn't like to talk about it.
And the #1 reason the Washington Generals may not have a mascot?


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